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A NIGHT AT THE HOLLYWOOD WAX MUSEUM
ELWOOD EXITS HIS LIMO AND WAITS FOR LON AND HIS FRIENDS TO SHOW HIM AROUND.
HERE I AM WITH WAX FIGURES OF HAL ROACH’S “THE LITTLE
RASCALS”. JUST KIDDING! THE BIG GUY TO MY RIGHT IS MY FRIEND
AND GUIDE LON. HE RUNS THE MUSEUM, WITH THE HELP FROM MY
OTHER FRIENDS IN THE PICTURE. I MET A LOT OF HOLLYWOOD STARS
ON MY TOUR. HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF THEM! OH, IN CASE YOU
WONDER HOW THEY ACHIEVE THIS PERFECTION, CHECK
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OH WELL, HERE I GO. I STOPPED TO VISIT WITH A VISITOR ABOUT WHERE TO START. SHE LOOKED KIND OF FAMILIAR. I KNOW I’VE SEEN HERE SOMEPLACE BEFORE. SHE TOLD ME TO FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. SO OFF I WENT. SHE SURE MUST LIKE DIAMONDS.
SO, I FOLLOWED IT. LOOKS LIKE THESE GUYS ARE LOST TOO. I TOLD THE LADY THAT WAS SO GREEN SHE SHOULD LAY OFF THE APPLES. SHE MUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING ME AND MY LITTLE DOG.
DOWN THE HALL I BUMPED INTO 3 GIRLS. I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE GREEN LADY, AND THEY SAID THEY WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT. THEY WERE REAL “ANGELS” ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
I WAS KIND OF TIRED SO I SAT DOWN AT A PARK BENCH TO REST. THIS REAL NICE GUY SHARED A BOX OF CHOCOLATES WITH ME. HE COULDN’T TALK LONG. HE SAID HE HAD TO GET BACK TO HIS SHRIMP BOAT.
I HEARD SOME MUSIC FROM AROUND THE CORNER AND WENT TO INVESTIGATE AND TO MY SURPRISE THIS GUY WAS JUST SINGING AWAY. DIDN’T GET HIS NAME, BUT HE HAD COOL BLUE SUEDE SHOES.
I’VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND FOR HOURS AND STILL HAVEN’T MET ANY STARS. WAIT A MINUTE I’LL ASK THIS GUY FOR DIRECTIONS.
ON SECOND THOUGHT I THINK I’LL KEEP ON MOVING.
I BUMPED INTO A BRITISH GENTLEMAN AND HIS AMERICAN FRIEND. THEY WERE HERE TO SEE A PIRATE. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN BASEBALL PLAYERS, BECAUSE THE BRITISH GENT TOLD ME HIS FRIEND WAS A BAT MAN.
AH, HERE’S THE PIRATE NOW.
IF THAT BAT MAN THOUGHT THIS WAS A PITTSBURG PIRATE, BOY WAS HE WRONG. THE PIRATE DID SAY HE WAS GOING TO SHOW ME A CELEBRITY AND ALL IT COST WAS A GOLD DOUBLOON.
HE TOOK ME DOWN A LONG HALLWAY
AND TOLD ME I MEET A BIG STAR ON THE OTHER SIDE.
FINALLY I FIND A BIG STAR OF TV AND MOVIES “LEONARDO”, BUT I’M OUTSIDE IN THE ALLEY BEHIND THE MUSEUM. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? A WHOLE DAY IN THE MUSEUM AND THE ONLY CELEBRITY I MEET IS IN AN ALLEY. I’M GOING AROUND FRONT AND TRY AGAIN, AND THIS TIME I’M GOING TO KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN!
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE ON THAT TRIP WITH ELWOOD. HOPEFULLY YOU WERE MORE OBSERVANT THAN HE WAS. IF YOU ARE EVER IN THE HOLLYWOOD AREA STOP IN AND SEE THE HOLLYWOOD WAX MUSEUM AND ALL ITS STARS. OH, AND BY ALL MEANS STAY AWAY FROM THAT PIRATE!
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